Episode 78 - Wacky Wild Card Ratings

Episode 78 - Wacky Wild Card Ratings

Episode 78 - Wacky Wild Card Ratings


The Brothers of Discussion go over the well thought-out plan of WWE Wild Cards! That was sarcasm...but we are totally and seriously in love with the Undisputed Era teasing a break-up, Bianca Belair continuing her winning streak, and are stoked for Heavy Machinery getting a title push!


Welcome to another high flying, fist pumping, crotch scratching, and Uso Cream filled episode of the Brothers of Discussion!  We dig into WWE creative’s panicked attempts to get your eyeballs back on Raw and Smackdown.



That and so much more is ready to be dissected by the Brothers of Discussion.



Tidbits

  • WWE panics with dropping ratings

    • Initiates “Wild Card” gimmick where superstars can switch shows

      • Was this necessary? Or a normal seesawing of numbers while we wait for concrete outcomes (ie a briefcase holder)

      • Will it help?

        • More Daniel Bryan, Roman, AJ opportunites

        • Lars obliterates more superstars (No Way Jose + R Truth + Hardy)

    • Increased ads

    • What’s next?

    • Why did Game of Thrones become a super hit and why does the show stink now?

  • Lars Sullivan is racist!

    • Reddit compilation of Lars’ racist thoughts and feelings from a workout website? Forum.bodybuilding.com

    • He comments in a space where he feels safe, surrounded by testerone fueled weight lifters, making mostly dumb comments about “AJ being old and small” (which he kind of is), Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, NAACP being clowns...which...Sharpton and Jackson are…

      • He comes off like a bad open mic-er


NXT

  • New Slipknot intro where the wrestlers sing “we are not your kind”, definitely looks like GLOW lol

  • Black woman ring announcer??!! Alicia Taylor 37 min

  • Belair defeats Mia Yim in heated extravaganza

    • Rumors that AJ Styles watched the match and is hanging up his gear stating “I can’t compete at that level”

    • Pro Bianca crowd

    • I hope i can have shoulders like Bianca some day

  • So...the Viking Raiders get jumped by the Forgotten Sons

  • Barefeet sighting! Marina Shafir and Jessamyn Duke!

  • Raul Mendoza v Riddick Moss!!!???

    • Back from an achilles tear, takes a “sip of the good life” lololol, off brand Jinder Mahal gimmick : /

    • “Get win loss record above the Mendoza line” wow, what a perfect jobber name!

    • Huge upset on a slingshot corkscrew splash, wow!

  • Riddle v Adam Cole (BAY BAY)

    • “Hug it out!”



Raw

  • The Revival get itchy b-holes

  • We get a Wrestlemania greatest hits

    • Kofi defends title against Daniel Bryan

    • Roman v Big Mac

  • The Ricochetssible scenario for Sami Zayn: he gets smushed by Braun :(

  • Viking Raiders dominate Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins

    • Now advertised as undefeated

  • RIcochet and Robert Roode get back to 50/50 booking



Smackdown

  • Daniel Bryan + Erick Rowan become tag team champs

    • Battle Usos

    • Rusev “Loved the tag team title tournament”...which was 2 teams lol

    • Heavy Machinery next in line????? Earth v Girth!!!???

  • Kofi, Sami, and AJ for the WWE Championship





NXT UK (Derivative)

  • Big Strong Boys v The Hunt

    • Fun spot: Trent Seven knife edge chops the thighs of Primate (wild boar is the other one)

  • Joe Coffey v Flash Morgan

    • Joe gets the hometown hero’s welcome <3

    • Night after Wrestlemnania crowd

  • Casey Owens v Nina Samuels

    • Wins with the Nina-garoshi

  • Grizzled Young Vets v Kenny Williams Noam Dar


Two Rumors and a Lie Game


The Inaugural Creativity Power Rankings

The Inaugural Creativity Power Rankings

Episode 77 - The Firefly Fun House Word of the Day: MITB

Episode 77 - The Firefly Fun House Word of the Day: MITB