An Ode To Mothers of Wrestling Fans

By Michael Klink
@michael_klink

Mother’s Day is upon us dear faction members! Come for the tongue-in-cheek nostalgia trip “poem”, stay for the larger version of the best picture my brother Matt and I have ever taken. We love you mom!

Thank you for letting us watch wrestling every Monday night, even though it’s a school night.

Thank you for letting us stay up past 10pm because, “That’s when all the good stuff happens!”

Thank you for letting us practice headlocks and armbars on each other under your supervision.
Thank you for letting us practice suplexes and piledrivers when your back was turned.

Thank you for spoiling us with new wrestling action figures for our birthdays.

Thank you for not referring to our wrestling action figures as “dolls”.  

Thank you for having dinner ready for us every day, we loved SMELL-EL-EL-EL-EL-ELlING what you were cooking

Thank you for giving birth to my tag team partner and best friend.

Thank you for being the best mom there ever was, the best mom there is, and the best mom there ever will be.