Samoa Joe finds the most fun way to earn a WWE Championship Match!
By Matthew Klink (@klinkmatt)
July 25, 2018
What the heck are those bozos doing on Monday Night Raw? We were just taught the number one and best way to earn a number one contender spot for a WWE title!
In the most genius of moves, compared to every move considered to be genius, Samoa Joe forcibly put himself into the WWE Championship match at SummerSlam.
Paige was ready to make a big announcement on SmackDown Live, however she was distracted by James Ellsworth, whom she gloriously fired and literally kicked out the door last night. While she was getting violent with the chinless wonder, Samoa Joe decided it was his turn to get violent.
An unsuspecting AJ Styles, who was also watching poor Ellsworth get tossed out of the arena on the Titan-tron from the center of the ring, was attacked by Samoa Joe and wrestled into the Coquina Clutch. Incapacitated and lying flat, AJ was helpless to stop his attacker performing his next move. That move being: walking over to the SummerSlam WWE Championship contract and instantly making his push to the top of the card official by signing his name on the dotted line.
In doing so, I ask myself...why am I still interviewing for jobs? I feel silly that I didn't even think to do this first...
Interviewing is too passive and I need to be more aggressive like Samoa Joe! Wait for a CEO position to pop up and wait in the wings till I can sneak in and throw my name down first!
Now, joking aside, this is sure to be a hell of a match and while it won't be their first encounter, we know there is enough bad blood between these two to soak the whole ring. This is a great pick by the WWE and should be celebrated!
As we continue to get more matches booked (so far, four in total), I am loving this card. If you haven't made plans yet don't forget to be on your couch on August 19th for the biggest show of the summer: SummerSlam!
AJ Styles vs Samoa Joe for the WWE Championship
Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar for the Universal Title
Dolph Ziggler vs Seth Rollins for the Intercontinental Championship
Daniel Bryan vs The Miz
Sunday, August 19th, 7PM EST
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