By Matthew Klink (@klinkmatt)

April 1, 2019

The Brothers of Discussion have hoped they’ve developed a brand of having a lot of fun with their wrestling. We started thinking: “Why don’t we make sure everyone else is having fun too!”

With that, the Brothers of Discussion decided it was time to release the official Brothers of Discussion WrestleMania 35 Drinking Game!

(But like...this WrestleMania has like 1000 matches...so DRINK RESPONSIBLY! THIS WAS FOR FUN AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN TOO SERIOUSLY! HAVING FUN IS NUMBER 2 TO MY FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF DISCUSSION’S SAFETY!)

Brothers of Discussion Official WrestleMania 35 Drinking Game

It’s important to note there are definitions for what will be discussed.

For instance, a drink is not a completed beverage. This can be accomplished with one sip of (preferably) beer, but try to keep it as light a sip as possible if you’re downing cocktails or straight liquor. We want to make sure you’re alive after 16 hours of wrestling.

Guidelines (For your safety)

• You can’t play if you’re driving

• A glass of water MUST be consumed after every two matches

• Do not include the Pre-Show

• You must AT THE VERY LEAST break/skip six (6) matches (feel free to skip more)

Definitions

• Drink - One (1) sip of beer

• Shot - Take  one (1) shot of liquor

• Chug - Continued consumption of a beverage starting and ending with however the scenario is defined

• Complete Beverage - No matter the circumstance of the participant’s beverage (full, nearly gone, etc), the participant MUST finish their tasty beverage.
  

Rules for the Entire Match Card

• Take a Drink for every firework display

• Take a Drink on every finisher

• Take a Drink  on every false finisher

• When the Ring Announcers make a statement of “One Fall”, the entire party must reply with “One Fall”. If a member of the party does not respond, that member must Complete Beverage.

• From one match, pick a winner. If they lose, Complete Beverage, if they win, the rest of the room must take a shot

• Take a Shot if we get to hear “My Time is Now” (John Cena’s Theme)

• Take a Drink if Lacey Evans makes a classy appearance

• Take a Drink on a title change

• Take a Drink in honor of every table that survives a spot
  

You’re free to stop here, but here's a few extra rules if you guys are interested.

Women’s Battle Royal/Andre the Giant Battle Royal

• Pick one winner

• Take a drink if they eliminate someone

• Take a shot when they’re eliminated

• Complete Beverage if they win

Mid-Card Title Matches

• If Samoa Joe walks out with a new son, take a Drink

• If Bayley and Sasha land that weird tag team dropkick thingy, take a Drink

• Demon Balor, take a shot

Non-Title Feuds

• Pour one out for Triple H, if this is the end

• Take a Drink for red glasses, a shot for blue glasses (Obviously...Batista)

• Randy Orton turns a Flying Forearm into an RKO, take a Drink

• Roman comes out with dry hair, Complete Beverage

WWE Championship

• Big E turns heel, take a Shot

• Luke Harper interferes, take a Drink

• Chug during each ‘No’ chant

Universal Championship

• Take a Drink for every suplex

• Take a Drink for every nut shot

• If Brock makes a goofy face (discretion of your party), take a Drink
  

Raw and SmackDown Women’s Championship

• If Asuka gets involved, drink every beer in your fridge and all of your liquor

• Take a Drink for every armbar

• Chug during every figure eight

• High five, sit back and enjoy Joan Jett (yes, that's a rule!)

Look, I want everyone to have fun, but please, for the love of god, be safe. (Most of this was a joke...so don’ take this too seriously).

I haven’t been this excited for a WrestleMania for a few years. Just know, that I’ll be doing an imaginary ‘cheers’ to all of the fellow Brothers and Sisters of Discussion and I can’t wait to get the discussion started!