By Matthew Klink (@klinkmatt)

6/4/2018

So…we’re just supposed to pretend that Elias and Seth Rollins aren’t destined to be in a tag team called Twinning?

I think it’s obvious that after my highly involved, and perfectly executed use of technology, that I have proved Seth Rollins and Elias are indeed twins. The two, for all we know, have probably been switching gimmicks on a weekly basis, as Seth Rollins has come out to grace us with his newest song and Elias, with the Intercontinental Championship in tow, ready to take the next open challenge.

I’ m not saying it’s definitely happening, but I’m not, not say it’s definitely happening.

Once Elias and Seth can get this feud all figured out, I think they’ll be ready to take down this silly looking tag division. Never was that more obvious than last week during the BBQ, hosted by the ‘B- Team’. As I laughed through the segment, as I’m sure we were all at least a tiny bit tickled, I couldn’t help but realize this was a majority of the RAW tag division. A division led by the unlikely duo of Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy (or extremely likely depending on how often you read their twitter accounts) and severely falls off a cliff from there. It either needs a long winning streak from one of the BBQ attendees…OR…a hot Seth and Elias injection!

Seth will do anything for pro-wrestling and his current run is proof of that. This Intercontinental Championship run, which he’s turned into the headlining title on Monday Night Raw, should be saved for the likes of the Universal Championship and building a hardworking, here every day, loves the sport, type of run. While Brock defends his Universal title (appropriately) on other planets and against different species (I mean…what else could he be doing right now?) Seth Rollins was nice enough to put MAX Effort (100% to be exact) into his build and make sure the fans had something to drool over.

We’ll never know if Brock will return from his intergalactic defense of the Universal title, but we do know that Seth Rollins will always be on Monday Night Raw and he’ll be happy to lead us into Sports Entertainment bliss!

So what would bring us closer to nirvana? A tag team collaboration with Elias of course! Get these two into the ring and have them ‘buddy cop’ their way through promos, matches, tagging each other, musical numbers, ‘Burning it Down’, and eventually, winning titles! And the best way for them to win those titles? By ‘Twin Magic’! (I love answering my own questions).

Stealing a page from the highly successful Bella Twins, Seth and Elias will make a laughing stock out of the Tag divisions as they climb the proverbial ladder with a singles and tag winning streak aided by the clever ‘Twin Magic’ trick. Let’s say Elias is burned out and ailing…roll out of the ring and make room for the King Slayer! Rollins gets overmatched and tired from doing too many suplexes, turned into double suplexes, turned into power bombs…bring down the house lights and give your attention to Raw’s resident Rock Star!

Nothing can go wrong if these two were to join forces. Sure…we all hope that Seth gets put into the Universal Championship conversation and that Elias can get into the main event someday…But I for one would love for this tag to get started ASAP. After all, the end game coming far into the future as the team’s success leads to the ultimate reveal before WrestleMania! The return of their long lost brother:

Damien Sandow!

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